A video of a drunk raccoon is all over Facebook right now. Apparently it broke into a beer distributor in the middle of the night . . . knocked over a case of beer . . . and drank from the bottles that broke. And in the video, it can barely walk.
This photo might be the perfect summary of Florida. All it's missing is a guy in cutoffs and a Big Dogs shirt. Someone took a photo this weekend at Ocala National Forest in Florida, where a RACCOON is riding on an ALLIGATOR. And it's as amazing as it sounds.
A middle school student in the Chicago area wanted to give his teacher a ROSE for the end of the school year, which is really sweet. He got her a small one in a plastic cover, and we're thinking it was from a gas station or convenience store in a shady area. Because it wasn't a rose. The kid didn't realize it, but it was a RED THONG that was...
A 33-year-old guy in Brazil recently had brain surgery to remove a tumor, and needed to be awake for it. But instead of answering questions the whole time so the doctors knew he was okay . . . he played the GUITAR. He's been a professional musician for 20 years, so apparently he did a whole set. And there's a video of him doing the Beatles song...
A video of a spider crawling out of a guy's EAR is making the rounds online. It's not clear how it got in there, but you can see its eyes reflecting the light from the flash on his camera. Then the grossest part is at the end . . . when it crawls back in.
You've probably heard you can scare a bear away by screaming at it, and holding your arms out to look bigger. But would you actually have the guts to DO it, or would you just start running? A guy in Sweden recently got charged by a bear after he got too close to it. So he did the screaming thing, and it WORKED.
There's a new video of a confused little kid seeing a payphone for the first time. He's about eight, and has no idea what he's looking at. Eventually he asks if it's an "old-fashioned" phone, and his mom can't stop laughing at him.
A sheriff's deputy in Alachua County, Florida went outside on Monday morning, April 27th, and found a BULL had mounted her police cruiser from behind . . . and was having his way with it. She managed to get him to leave the poor car alone, but it was scratched up pretty bad. The police still haven't tracked down the bull's owner.